21 Hilarious Tweets That Only HGTV Fans Will Appreciate

21 Hilarious Tweets That Only HGTV Fans Will Appreciate

Television is a fun break from reality. Coming home, kicking your shoes off and flipping on the boob tube is a great way to get away from your horrible job, family, life… unless you love the reality TV. Then, sadly, you’re bringing that world home… especially when the shows are about homes! As benign as HGTV might seem, some of these fans are taking their love, and hatred, from a 2 to a 10 and Tweeting for the whole world to see.

1.

That moment House Hunters makes you realize that apparently everyone else in the world, except you, has their lives together…

2.

Say no more! You’re hired.

3.

Ahh… so that’s why dad always brings her a beer when House Hunters is on.

4.

Your budget is almost $1million… but paint is what’s holding you back. Mmmk.

5.

“And by ‘go to the gym’ I mean ‘lay on the couch’.”

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Curious how much money Tarek has when he says at dinner, “Hey, could you get this? Money’s a bit tight this month…”

7.

And THIS is why Canadians don’t like us.

8.

JD is the Khloe Kardashian of the Property Brothers.

9.

If this game was a ‘thing’ HGTV would be responsible for eleventy-billion deaths a month.

10.

THIS is when you know you are too invested…

11.

”But they said this line was guaranteed to drive the ladies wild.”

12.

Funny how marriages before HGTV survived on actually doing the stuff you’re watching.

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When a tiny bit of knowledge makes you look like a rock star m/

14.

Wow, judgemental much?? It only consumes like 10% of my life…

15.

And that’s the exact reason I keep tissue and chocolate dispensers near my couch…

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It’s the proverbial ‘cart before the house’.

17.

Oh your contractor will have a six pack alright… in the cooler in his truck.

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I know, right? It’s like an emotional roller coaster that you can’t get off.

19.

When you realize House Hunters should be called Divorce Causer.

20.

When you start wanting to renovate their faces, it’s time to take a break.

21.

“…what if we upped it to $1000?”